Saturday, January 17, 2009

Boobie Trapped

OK....I'm watching Bagkok Dangerous (might I just say that something about the name of this movie amuses me). Anyways, I just watched the scene where Kong (Shahkrit Yarmnam) is being tortured to give up the whereabouts of Joe (Johnny Cage). And in an attempt to persude Kong, the bad dude brings in Kong's female acquaintance and threatens to "cut her tits off".

I'm not going to hint y'all on what happened next in order not to ruin the excitement. But the popular trend of such situation in movies is that the turtoree performs a rigteous act to save his female friend's tits by giving the needed information. Despite his compliance, he still "gets popped".

Anyways, that got me thinking. Evident from historic events, most of man's downfall has come as a result of his succumbing to power of the P_U_S_S-Y. If you do not believe, let's recount. 
  • Samson, known to be the strongest being to have ever walked the face of this planet. Legend has it that there was a fight between him and Hercules. And in this battle, Hercules was given an advantage. Samson had both feet bounded and one of his hands was bound behind him. If that wasn't enough, Hercules was allowed to use any weapon of his choice. At the end of the battle, Samson ended up giving Hercules a merciless beat down. Also, a battalion of Phillistine soldiers where not even able to kill him on a number of occasions. SO with this, I'm sure you'd be thinking that this guy is indestructible. Unstoppable. Can't be destroyed. But what brought about his downfall which eventually left to his death?...Yea, u guessed right...a woman, Delilah.
  • Cleopatra single-handedly (or can I say single-pussiedly) led to the rival between two great leaders - Ceasar and Mark Anthony. These dudes in question were great warriors. Won numerous battles. If I am sure, an impenetrable alliance existed between both parties. But by sleeping with both men, this cunning lady was bale to strike up a fued between them that ended up in their downfall.
I can go on and on with supporting evidence but I'm sure my point has been established. However, my main reason for writing this is dispute the accepted origin of the word - Boobie Trap. They say the word was originated from the Spanish bobo meaning stupid. Therefore, its defiend as a trap used to catch an idiotic/stupid/unsuspecting victim. Althoug that sounds plausible, there is only but an iota of truth in that definiton (ie the fact that men are the stupid ones who always fall for the traps).

To conclude, I think the current definition of "Boobie Trap" should be disregarded and replaced with : the use of a woman assets to catch a idiotic/stupid/unsuspecting victim; most likely men.

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